I thought these were hiliarious..If you can understand them im sure you will think that also!

~ Highly fed and lowly taught!
-Alls's well that end's well

~ Peace , ye fat-guts!
- Henry the Fourth

~ You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock fish- O for breath to utter what is ilke thee!- yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing truck!
- Henry the Fourth

~ You whoreson cullionly barbermonger!
- King Lear

~ Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes!
- Richard the Third

~ Thou art unfit for any place but hell!
- Richard the Third

~ A plaque o' both your houses!
- Romeo and Juliet

~ You taught me language, and my profit on't Is, o know how to curse!
- The tempest